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Hebrew & Yiddish for War Rallies
by El
Tuesday June 08, 2004 at 08:07 AM
Summer is the time to demonstrate. make your Hebrew & Yiddish speaking friends feel at home by offering them a few words and phrases in their own language. Speaking some Hebrew or Yiddish will also elevate your standing in the eyes of your cohorts. Print this out and take it with you to the next Zionist or War Rally.
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Hebrew/Yiddish - English Translation
Zayin Cock, penis Harah Shit Chutzpah (or Hutzpah) Shameless audacity; impudence. Jiffa Garbage, filth Ben Zona Son of a whore Bat Zona Daughter of a whore Im hayu samim et hamo'ach shelcha b'tarnegol, hu haya ratz yashar l'shochet If they had to put your brain in a chicken, it would run straight to the butcher. Leh tezayen kivsa Go screw a goat Aba shelha sarsur Your father is a pimp Kama ima shelha lokahat le laila How much does your mom take for a night? Tisaref Burn Tisaref be evadon Burn in hell Tistom et a-pe Shut the fuck up Alevai tisaref ba ge'inom I wish you burn in hell Ima shelha zona Your mother is a whore Alevai eize kelev ya'anos et ima shelha ve otha gam I wish some dog will rape your mother and you too Ya yeled im migbalot ve teudot A boy with some problems Tamoot ya zevel Die, you bastard Mi iten ve kol a haim shelha ye'afhu le ge'inom aley adamot I wish your life will become to hell on earth Ani a'arog otha ya aravi nevela masriah I will kill you, you're dirty scum Zdayen li me ha-einaym Get the fuck out of my sight Zdayen mi po Get fucking lost Zayn ba ayn A dick up your eye (used as refusal) Shtok Shut up Stom ta pe Shut your mouth Leh dhof shluk kafu Go shove a popsicle up your ass Stom ta jora Shut the fuck up (highly offensive) Mageil Gross Tidaress Get run over by a car Titba Drown Tisaref Burn in hell Lech tezayen gufa shell soos bayarkon ya zayn meyubash! Go fuck a dead horse in the Yarkon (a river), you dried-out dick! Lech telakkek coos mitkalef shel para Go lick a peeling cow's pussy Halevay shetamoot Drop dead At/Atah kaki metumtam You (masculine/feminine) are a piece of shit Ya man manyak You asshole! Lech zayen et ima schelcha Go fuck your mom Tahat Ass Lech zayen para Go fuck a cow Lakeki li et hadgdegan, Zona Lick my clit, whore Lech tiezdayen Go fuck yourself Coos ima selha Your mother's vagina Frecha Bimbo Tembel Idiot Ben shel elef zona Son of a thousand prostitutes Ben elef Son of a bitch Shpikh Cum Lech le azazel, ya ben Zona! Go to hell, you son of a whore! Lech le azah! Go to hell! (lit. Go to Gazza strip!) Mtsots li ta'zain Suck my cock Poostema Brainless girl Notenet Slut, promiscuous Leh lehizdayen Go fuck yourself Koos Pussy Tafsik lezyen bamoah/basehel You're talking nonsense! Stom ta'peh Shut up Hnoon Nerd Zoobi Fuck it Ya zevel You piece of garbage Zona Whore, prostitute Sharlila Whore, prostitute (less common) Partsoof tahat Butt face Dafook Fucked up Maniak Asshole, crazy Koos em em emok His mother's mother's pussy Leh timzoz Go suck a cock Timtzots li et haboolbool Suck my dick Kanes li lathahat Come inside my ass Kus im ima shelcha ha motzetzet The pussy of your sucking mom Lech laazazel Go to hell Lech hapess me yenanea otcha Go look for someone who cares Ya ben shel zona Son of a whore Dafuk barosh Crazy (lit. His/your head is dented) Psichi Crazy (from psycho) Meshugah Crazy, psycho Mefager Stupid (also a friendly insult - "moron!") Metumtam Really stupid (not friendly at all) Manyak Jerk Ben kelev Son of a dog Ben Kalba Son of a bitch Sharmuta Slut, whore (Arabic, but used in Hebrew) Ya chatichat hara You piece of shit Mizdayen Fucker Mizdayen batachat Ass-fucked/fucker Zayan Sechel Brain-fucker (someone who's full of shit) Noshech Kariyot Bites pillows (means "gay") Timtsots Suck [someone's dick] Timtsots li Suck my dick Lech timtsots tahat Go suck on someone's rectum Batachat shelcha Up your ass Batachat shel ima shelcha Up your mother's ass Homo Homosexual Ohel batahat Gay (lit. eats ass) Sarsur Pimp Maflitz kotej Farts cheese (gay) Kunefa / Koonefa An ugly woman who tries to look beautiful Mitromem Faggot, gay Kalba Bitch Laflaf Nerd Gamad A very short man Mehoar Ugly Misken A person who suffers much; a misfortunate Lech timtzotz leima shel savta scha Go suck to your grandma's mother Pin Dick Dohef batahat Gay Noshech Kariyot Gay Ars Yokel Gootz Short, Stumpy man Kus rabak [your] God's pussy (Arab, used in Hebrew) Kus aba'shha Your father's pussy Kus ahotha hatzolaat Your lame sister's pussy Mitromem Gay Lech tizdayen im soos Go fuck a horse Megaleah cosim Pussy shaver Mizdayen ba tusik Fuck in ass Kalba Bitch Zona Whore Guf Ptztza, panim ahrei haftzatza Hot Body, face after a bomb landed on it Atah/at tzarich lehiyot b'gan chayot You need to be in a zoo Atah/at chaya You animal Chasfanit Stripper Ata zevel sheba'olam You are trash on earth Tisdajen im ima schelcha Fuck your mother Ya smark shel ez! You piece of a goats spittle Egzozan Gay Parazit Parasite, lazy bum Flotz Fart Nod Fart Faltzan Flatulent (or a man who speaks nonsense) Harman Horny Shikor Drunk Gamur Drunk, stoned Mastul Stoned Mekabel batachat Gay Al ta'atzben otti! Don't piss me off Red li me'agav Leave me alone Red li me'avrid Leave me alone Hamor! Jackass Ma nisrat lech bamoch? What made you so fucked-up? Sarut A very fucked-up man Omedet batzomet Whore Gmira Ejaculation Gomer batachat Gay Gumy Condom (lit. rubber) Timtum Stupidity Nim'as li! I've had enough! At tachat shel dog mishuga gadol You are a crazy big fish's ass. Lechi lidfok be-ats-mech Go fuck yourself (said to a woman) Lechi lidfok be-ats-mech Go fuck yourself (said to a woman) Ani eten lacha zien beh ayen I will stick my cock in your eye Muzarut Somethingsomeone who's a little weird Ya muzar A weirdo man Tozti et ha makel me ha tahat Get the stick out of your ass Nukion Snot (implies a punk) At Bat Zona Meluchlechet You dirty daughter of a prostitute Tshiki, kalba! Shut up, bitch Ata kelev mezuyan You are a fucked-up dog Kfotz li Bite me Hapes mi yenanea otha Go look for someone to jerk you off Ta'ase li tova Give me a break Lech zayen para Go fuck a cow Tisheeteki Kalba! Shut up bitch Zayin b'ayin Dick in your eye! Metooraf Crazy Chatichat Metooraf You piece of crazy Lesbit Lesbian Habla Stupid (to a man) Ubul Stupid (to a man) Balon Fatty Dooba Fatty, chubby, round. Kooli Chara Eat my shit (Yemeni Arabic, used in Hebrew) Tambalon Stupid Gach'ba Whore (Arabic, used in Hebrew) Ya Logem Zera Cum sipper Lekh taaseh amidat yadaim al hagag, vetekhavan et hazain layareah Go stand on your head on the roof and point your dick at the moon. Eema shelcha Kemo yadeit coolam mekabliem seivuv! Your mom's like a doorknob - everybody gets a turn! Lech Hapes Mi Yena'ane'a Otcha Go to hell (lit. Go find someone who will shake you) Koos mahrt ahbook Your father's wife's pussy (Arabic, used in Hebrew) Im hayu samim et hamo'ach shelcha betoch tsipor, hi hayta matchila la'uf achora! Had they put your brain inside a bird, it would have started flying backwards! Im hatimtoon haya tippa, ata hayita okianoos! If dumbness was a drop of water, you would have been an ocean! Stom et ha'pe ya tachat, lech titba bemarak im krutonim. Shut up, ass, I wish you'll drown in soup with little bits of fried bread. Stom et ha'pe ya tachat, uf li mehapanim Shut up, ass, get out of sight Lech techapes et hachaverim shelcha, ya ben zona, koos achotcha hazola'at shetamoot amen veterakev bageheynom! Go look for friends, you son of a bitch, your sister's cunt, may you drop dead and rot in hell! Hakol over alecha vekaka beyadecha chatul hishtin alecha! Ditto, everything you said goes back to you. Im koos eich haya kol kach gadol k'mo pe eich, at yechola likabel sus. If your cunt was as big as your mouth, you could take in a horse. Ata kol kah shamen, she od meat tipol leha ha beten You're so fat that your belly will fall soon. Yalla, lech lesahek berofe ve ahot yim hakelev shel hashchenim Go on, go play doctor and nurse with the neighbor's dog Lama ma? What's your problem? (lit. why what?) [Accompanied by a gesture of stretching one's arm in front of someone and turning the palm of one's hand from left to right.] Lo mafhidim Zona Mafhidim im Zain You not frightening a whore with a dick. (means you don't scare me) Ha guf sheluch sexy uvul ha partsoof shel uch cmo Texi. Your body is sexy, but your face is like a Taxi. Im hatipshut hayta etz, ata hayita chorshat kakal! If stupidity was a tree, you would have been a forest!
Yiddish Swearing English Translation
Eyn imglik iz far im veynik. One misfortune is too few for him. Shteyner zol zi hobn, nit kayn kinder. She should have stones and not children. Azoy fil ritzinoyl zol er oystrinkn. He should drink too much castor oil. Oyf doktoyrim zol er dos avekgebn. He should give it all away to doctors. Zol er krenken un gedenken. Let him suffer and remember. Zalts im in di oygen, feffer im in di noz. Throw salt in his eyes, pepper in his nose. Shteyner af zayne beyner. Stones on his bones. Trinkn zoln im piavkes. Leeches should drink him dry. Lakhn zol er mit yashtherkes. He should laugh with lizards. A hiltsener tsung zol er bakumn. He should grow a wooden tongue. Krugn zol er di (town name here) brokh. He should get the (town name here) hernia. Fransn zol esn zayn layb. Venereal disease should consume his body. Farshporn zol er oyf(tsu)shteyn? Why bother getting up alive? A kleyn kind zol nokh im heysn. A young child should be named after him. Er zol kakn mit blit un mit ayter. He should crap blood and pus. A kramp (a kram, a kortsh) im in layb (in boyakh, in di kishkes, in di gederem, in di finger). A cramp in his body (in his stomach, in his guts, in his bowels, in his fingers and toes). Meshuga zol er vern un arumloyfn (iber di gasn). He should go nuts and run around (through the streets). Vi tsu derleb ikh im shoyn tsu bagrobn. I should outlive him long enough to bury him. Got zol im bentshn mit dray mentshn: eyner zol im haltn, der tsveyter zol im shpaltn un der driter zol im ba’haltn. God should bless him with three people: one should grab him, the second should stab him and the third should hide him. A groys gesheft zol er hobn mit shroyre: vus er hot, zol men bay im nit fregn, un vos men fregt zol er nisht hobn. He should have a large store, and whatever people ask for he shouldn’t have, and what he does have shouldn’t be requested. Ale tsores vos ikh hob oyf mayn hartsn, zoln oysgeyn tsu zayn kop. All problems I have in my heart, should go to his head. A meshugener zol men oyshraybn, un im araynshraybn. They should free a madman, and lock him up. Es zol dir dunern in boykh, vestu meyen az s’iz a homon klaper. Your stomach will rumble so badly, you'll think it was Purim noisemaker. Migulgl zol er vern in a henglayhter, by tog zol er hengen, un bay nakht zol er brenen. He should be transformed into a chandelier, to hang by day and to burn by night. Ale tseyn zoln bay im aroysfaln, not eyner zol im blaybn oyf tsonveytung. All his teeth should fall out except one to make him suffer. Hindert hayzer zol er hobn, in yeder hoyz a hindert tsimern, in yeder tsimer tsvonsik betn un kadukhes zol im varfn fin eyn bet in der tsveyter. A hundred houses shall he have, in every house a hundred rooms and in every room twenty beds, and a delirious fever should drive him from bed to bed. Vifil yor er iz gegangn oyf di fis zol er geyn af di hent un di iberike zol er zikh sharn oyf di hintn. As many years as he’s walked on his feet, let him walk on his hands, and for the rest of the time he should crawl along on his ass. Zol es im onkumn vos ikh vintsh im (khotsh a helft, khotsh halb, khotsh a tsent kheylik). Let what I wish on him come true (most, even half, even just 10%). In di zumerdike teg zol er zitsn shive, un in di vinterdike nekht zikh raysn af di tseyn. On summer days he should mourn, and on wintry nights, he should torture himself. Finstere leyd zol nor di mama oyf im zen. Black sorrow is all that his mother should see of him. Oyskrenkn zol er dus mame’s milakh. He should get so sick as to cough up his mother’s milk. Gut zol oyf im onshikn fin di tsen makes di beste. God should visit upon him the best of the Ten Plagues. Er zol altsting zen, un nit hobn farvos (mit vos) tsu koyfn. He should see everything, but have no reason (with what) to buy it. Khasene hobn zol er mit di malekh hamoves tokhter. He should marry the daughter of the Angel of Death. Tsen shifn mit gold zol er farmorgn, un dos gantse gelt zol er farkrenkn. Ten ships of gold should be his and the money should only make him sick. Zayn mazl zol im layhtn vi di levone in sof khoydesh. His luck should be as bright as a new moon. Er zol hobn paroys makes bashotn mit oybes krets. He should have Pharaoh’s plagues sprinkled with Job’s scabies. Heng dikh oyf a tsikershtrikl vestu hobn a zisn toyt. Hang yourself with a sugar rope and you’ll have a sweet death. Me ois vaxen svi a tsibele miten cup in vant. You should grow like an onion with your head in the ground. Got zol gebn, er zol hobn altsding vos zayn harts glist, nor er zol zayn geleymt oyf ale ayvers un nit kenen rirn mit der tsung. God should bestow him with everything his heart desires, but he should be a quadriplegic and not be able to use his tongue. Khazer A pig (a greedy person) Gonif A swindler Klutz A clumsy person Meeskeit An ugly person Yold A yokel Shikseh A non-Jewish girl (slut) Shaygetz A non-Jewish boy Shikker A drunk Tukhes lecher Ass-kisser Shandhoiz Whore house Fortz Fart Momzer Bastard Meshungina Crazy person Chiam Yankel A half-wit Alter kakher Old fart Farbisener A sour person Golem A clumsy and sluggish person Klutz A clumsy person Mishigas Craziness Nebish Little nerd; a loser Moyshe Pupik A jerk Paskudnyak Horrible person Schmendrick Fool, jerk Shmendrek Fool, jerk Shtarker A thug Shtick holtz A person with no personality Tochus leker A brown-noser, ass kisser Tsatskele A bimbo Zhlub A crude, unrefined person Shvuntz A coward Shtinker A stool pigeon Tuchis Ass Schmuck (Shmok) A dick; a fool Putz (pots) A dick; a fool Kurva Whore Kish m'in toukhes Kiss my ass Dreck Shit, filth Shtup Fuck Tokhes Ass Mishugena Freak Putznasher Dick sucker Trichen ah furtz Dried old fart Kaker punum Shit face Schlemiel Retard Jomandogtu You smell Pierick Cunt Shvag Shut up! Gay k'ken in yam Go shit in the ocean Faygala Faggot Fartz du in gurgle Fart in your throat Tuches arine Up your ass Kish mine tuches Kiss my ass Nafke Whore Pashkudenyak A snotty person Gey red tsu der vant Go talk to the wall Stup ir Fuck you Gey cocken oyf der vant Go shit on the wall Geh cocken offen yom Go take a shit in the ocean Tsu Tillas Gescheften Shove It Pish de chuss en de yom Go take a piss in the sea Kuck ind faall Do fuck all (lit. to a shit and fall over it) Vantz An irritating person (lit. a bedbug)
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